LYRIC O' THE DAY:
I remember searching for the perfect words
I was hoping you might change your mind
--Riding on the Metro, Berlin
Excitement abounds!! Today marks the first challenge in Rachael Harrie's Platform Building Campaign. The rules were to do a piece of flash fiction, exactly 200 words, starting with the prompt "the door swung open" and ending with "the door swung shut" if possible. Having never written flash fiction before, this was great fun, and a hell of a lot harder than I thought it would be. It seems I'm a wordy girl. Anyway, here goes nothing:
The Man of My Dreams:
The door swung open, expelling a stench so foul it made my stomach twist.
He filled the entire door frame. Six feet of lean muscle, posture too elegant for a man of his profession. Dark hair curled damp against his collar as he shook his head in disgust.
He thrust a cold metal object in my palm. Sparks danced up my arm.
I held my breath, not from the smell, but to force my heart to slow its wild pace. His eyes glowed an ethereal green as he watched me, waiting to finish the deal.
I owed payment for my follies.
We stood face to face in the foyer as he glanced at the tchotchkes lining the walls, but trinkets didn’t interest him.
“You better dunk that in bleach,” he growled in a sultry southern drawl I had come to crave.
I looked at the prize in my hand. Diesel the Tank Engine grinned up at me, mocking my obsession.
He opened the front door, grasping the handle with his talented fingers. A wry smile turned his lips. “Please keep your son away from the toilet, ma’am. Then I won’t have to keep coming back.”
And the door swung shut.
LOVE it! Oh, man, I'm giggling over here. Totally not what I was expecting. XD
ReplyDeleteLOL!!! She is one smart lady :) Love it Julie! Come see mine. I am #116.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA! Totally didn't expect that!
ReplyDeleteThat was funny! Yup, totally unexpected! Bet she encourages her son to dunk Diesel the Tank Engine -- just to get the plumber back.
ReplyDeleteGreat story. Didn't expect the ending. Still am chuckling.
ReplyDeletePatricia T.
Nicely done Julie. Plus, adding "tchotchkes" to my vocab was a bonus.
ReplyDeleteI love it! At first I had to re-read it 'cause I wasn't sure what I just read. I think I was expecting some kind of demonic story for some reason...definitely paranormal of some kind. hehe. Doesn't this guy get that she WANTS him to come back?! ;)
ReplyDeleteI like this. Neat twist :-)
ReplyDeleteLol, that's great! Really enjoyed this one :)
ReplyDeleteUnexpected! And gross! Now I know what the stench is from.
ReplyDeleteToo funny. Good job! =o)
ReplyDeleteLOL. Awesome!
ReplyDeleteOh, so funny! I had to read to the end to find out what the smell was from. Great job!
ReplyDeleteBwah ha ha ha.
ReplyDeletePriceless.
hi-LAR- i ous!
ReplyDeleteexcellent work, julie =)
LOL. You really had me going in a completely different direction there. Great O'Henry ending. Roland
ReplyDeleteLOL. I love this. Great twist to the ending! Great job.
ReplyDeleteHaha! Funny piece of flash. I have a feeling she won't be keeping her son away from the toilet.
ReplyDeleteI just wanted to congratulate you as you have been picked by me to be fast-tracked to round two of judging!
ReplyDeleteGood luck=)
oh, my word, brilliant, loved it!
ReplyDeleteSuspenseful and funny--what a great combination, Julie!
ReplyDeleteThanks to everyone who has commented and read! I wanted to make the first part almost sound like a deal with the devil, and then with the twist at the end. I'm glad to know it worked and gave a bit of a giggle, too. Of course, judging by the bill I got the last time I had a plumber out to the house, perhaps there is some demon mojo going on with that profession.
ReplyDeleteTrisha--you got exactly my meaning!
Slamdunk--tchotchke is my mom's word and I had never heard anyone outside of Czech people say it until a friend of mine told me its origins are Yiddish and Polish.
Roland--O.Henry? That's super flattering. Thanks for saying such a nice thing.
Kathleen--WOO-WOO! I am so excited! Thanks for the honor!
bwahaha! Been enjoying the flash fiction posts today but this one totally made me chuckle! Great blog! Glad to have discovered it:) New follower here
ReplyDeleteha! you had me going there — didn't see this ending coming — great job ;-)
ReplyDeleteDid not see that coming.
ReplyDeleteI might start flushing things down the toilet myself if the plumber was hot. :)
So funny! And props to you for getting this word in: tchotchkes. Never heard that before.
ReplyDeleteLOL, I didn't see that ending coming! Kudos.
ReplyDeleteHa! Delightful! A stay at home mom with a son obsessed with the toilet having her own (private, of course) daydream about the hunky plummer...Too great! You tied all those elements together neatly, making something wholly other than what it appeared to be at first. Well done! ~ Nadja
ReplyDeleteyay good job! Once you start playing with flash fiction it's hard to stop
ReplyDeleteHa! Loved it. Great setting that up. Ah, I'm having such a blast reading all these.
ReplyDeleteReally? you have a thing for your plumber?That's funny. mine is #72
ReplyDeleteLove it, love it, love it! Great twist at the end too :-)
ReplyDeleteThanks for visiting my blog and commenting on my entry! I’m #76.
That is absolutely awesome, Julie! A great read, with a fun twist!
ReplyDeleteDiesel needs to be stuck in an autoclave. Massively entertaining, thanks Julie!
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha! I love it! Fabulous job! :)
ReplyDeleteWonderful!!! And VERY true to life, sadly! :)
ReplyDeleteLol very fun! I loved it.
ReplyDeleteHere I was thinking I was being drawn into another world and it was an oh so familiar world peopled with ahem, hunks. Denise
ReplyDeleteSo many comments! I'm glad you all liked it. I feel plumbers are a much maligned professional, so I had to turn the tables from the stereotypical crack-showing specimen to something worthy of swooning. Thank you all for visiting and reading!
ReplyDeleteHa! Too funny! I definitely got a demon/devil vibe in the beginning. Such a great punchline!
ReplyDeleteOmigawd...this was fantastic. I loved it! Ha!!
ReplyDeleteYou are such an evocative writer. You definitely flexed your author muscles here. Really enjoyed this piece.
ReplyDeleteThat was pretty funny :)
ReplyDeleteLol. That was a great story. Brilliant twist.
ReplyDeleteAt the end, I was about to read his fingers as being taloned. It seemed as if it was going into the paranormal at some points.
Hi Julie, Unexpected twist! Nicely done:)
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hehehe, I like this:)
ReplyDeleteI literally laughed out loud. Great description and hilarious twist of an ending.
ReplyDeleteHA! What a great twist!
ReplyDeleteFor being new to flash fiction, you are pretty damned good. You managed to set-up a conflict, create suspense, and throw in a funny "wrench" at the end.
Fabulous job, Julie. Looking forward to reading more of your stuff!
Very creative ...and funny! Wish I could write like that!
ReplyDeleteWould like to invite you to The Rule of Three Blogfest ---a month-long shared-world fiction extravaganza in October.
We could really use some humor and romance in our town of Renaissance!
Ah! I didn't see that coming! Very funny. Delightful to read, despite the smell ;)
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